When playing Skyrim, do you find yourself performing a B & E in about every house, castle, or longhouse that you come across? If so, you may be suffering from a case of a unique disease associated with the Elder Scrolls series of role playing games scientifically referred to as fiveus fingerus discountius. Commonly, this disease is called "Sorry Sucka, your things are my things."
The disease attacks the part of the brain that controls moral reasoning and ethical business practices. At this time, no cure has been found. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: frequently running out of lockpicks, sneaking around 90% of the time, easily become over-encumbered, having trouble finding fences to sell your stolen loot, having too many septims in your pocket, totally forgetting to play the main quest, taking every item in a house, regardless of value, succumbing to other immoral behaviors, and a blurred sense of property rights.
If you have any of the aforementioned symptoms, seek help immediately. A doctor in the sewers in Riften is able to help you confront this disease and enable it further.
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